Wow. This is a funny one, fellow Reel Wrestlers! While some LA paps are trying to discreetly shoot video and stills from their car, they get nailed by one of Dave’s lady friends he’s eating with. She’s cool with it and even invites them over to take some shots after lunch.  When he finishes his meal, Dave tries to entice the pap over to get a picture of the "caterpillar" on his forehead.  But the main videographer is understandably very reluctant to approach and even tries to get in Dave’s good graces by assuring him he is a big fan. The joke is on our pap who gets the "you know what" scared out of him when Dave jumps out at him! Very funny! Marrese Crump and the others were practically on the ground laughing!

Enjoy this video and get some funny insights from the World WWE Champion Batista about his future plans and when/where his "thumb ends up his butt" which is a reference to his last TMZ video posted on their site. If you haven’t seen that video, check it out here: http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/11/batista-wwe-wrestling-move-video  Batista is a genuinely nice guy who greets his fans. He also tells pap #2 he’s got NO CHANCE OF EVER LOOKING LIKE THE ANIMAL!!!

Batista ends the interview as he heads back to his INSANE blacked out G55 rimmed and tinted up Mercedes Wagon, telling us that his desired super power would be to have a 10-inch thumb. And right before he gets into the car and takes off, he lets us get a sneak peak of what "THUMBS UP" really means!  LOL

Welcome back to Reel Wrestling!

With his imposing size and that menacing gash on his forehead, it’s no wonder our paps were a little leery to approach Batista at an LA gym and outdoor cafe this week. Dave enjoyed a workout and lunch with a mystery female wrestler and his longtime buddy/personal trainer and martial arts expert, Marrese Crump, the day after his match on March 15, 2010 against Kofi Kingston. During that match, Batista took a knee to the face, resulting in a deep and bloody gash. But he looks happy and on the mend less than 24 hours later and even summons over our reluctant photographer to jokingly "grab" him before showing off those awesome tatoos on his left arm. Enjoy these exclusive ReelWrestling photos just days before WrestleMania XXVI... but the best is yet to come...

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Lilian Garcia is always so nice and accommodating to her fans, so we were a little taken aback when she clearly did not want to be videographed at the Omaha, Nebraska airport in May of 2008. Although we politely welcomed Lilian upon her arrival, she immediately turned to her bodyguard of the day (this time, it’s Sid from WWE’s production crew who seems to be mimicking Psycho Sid Vicious from days gone by), and asked him to interfere with our efforts. Sid made a big mistake when he aggressively approached our camera man, covering the lens and pushing the camera into his face. Sid, if it got any uglier, do you know you could have faced a potential property damage charge, not to mention a felony charge with your "hands on" handling of the situation? And, Sid, Lesson 101... never say a dumb thing on camera like "I asked you nicely, next time I don’t do it nicely." We now have a criminal threat, also a felony! Yikes, Lilian! ...... what a potentially embarrassing situation you could have faced by relying on the skills of Sid, who earned two felonies, one misdemeanor, and financial damages all within a matter of seconds!

BUT, guess what?! Lil’s good friend, Jerry The King Lawler, rescues her by being a nice guy and diverting our attention away from her. He sneaks up from behind and actually engages US in conversation, a first for Reel Wrestling cameras. We joke about Omaha steaks and insurance. Our crew is young, so forgive us for not knowing the name Jacques Cousteau (we did our homework and for our fans who need a quick history lesson, he was a famous French underwater sea explorer). The conversation takes a more serious turn when we talk about King’s potential retirement (not anytime soon since he still enjoys what he is doing) as well as Lilian’s disdain of the video camera.

King, forever a ladies’ man, engages his female fans in the interview by debating on the most beautiful WWE Divas (Ashley Massaro and Melina are the frontrunners). The interview ends on a humorous note when King shoots down the rumor that Ashley works on the side as an escort because, logically stated, "if she was making $25,000 a night doing that, why would she be doing this?!" We have to agree with you on that one, King!

Along with 2 excited female marks (yeah we have all seen them before) awaits a Reel Wrestling Paparazzi photographer for Chris Jericho Y2J’s arrival into an airport. After the girls take their pictures, yawn, and Y2J asks their age, yawn, yawn, he spots our camera, and ironically asks us the first question!

Jericho states he doesn’t watch TMZ, yawn.

Outdated: Y2J says his American Idol pick is David Cook - he was right on that topic as we all know now.

Note to TMZ: Chris Jericho wants his mug shot posted for when he got a DUI in Los Angeles California in 2006

Where were the Reel Wrestling and TMZ cameras for when Y2J was arrested for drunk driving? That would be some goooood video footage. Now, there is an outside change Y2J was joking, what do you fans think?

Edge early in the night states he knows about ReelWrestling.com (shocking for us!)

He says:

Britney will probably make a comeback
He doesn’t watch Basketball
and he thinks the Wings will win the Cup (He’s right there)

Edge is particularly affectionate with the female, who’s name we did not get and also shares some laughs with JBL.

Edge talkes more about REELWRESTLING.com

Edge does not know if he’s married or not, lol

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